Friday, March 25, 2011
So Very Proud
Lenore comes into my office.
Lenore: This must be a big day for you!
Me: Why's that?
L: Well, they're going to try and overturn the gay marriage bill today in the courts. You didn't hear?
Me: Why would I care about that?
L: (confused) Well, I uh...
Me: Did someone tell you that I was gay? [I am, BTW.]
L: Oh, I'm sorry. It's, uh, big news. I thought that...you might--
Me: My wife and I think that gays are disgusting. (Lenore looks confused.) I'm just kidding.
Me: I'm joking. It's a joke.
L: Oh. So you are...
Me: Gay? Extremely.
L: (more confusion) ...
Me: I'm kidding, I'm just normal gay. Anyway, thanks for letting me know.
L: Sure thing.
Original post March 7, 2008
Posted by Rye at 4:27 PM