Friday, March 25, 2011

So Very Proud


Lenore comes into my office.

Lenore: This must be a big day for you!

Me: Why's that?

L: Well, they're going to try and overturn the gay marriage bill today in the courts. You didn't hear?

Me: Why would I care about that?

L: (confused) Well, I uh...

Me: Did someone tell you that I was gay? [I am, BTW.]

L: Oh, I'm sorry. It's, uh, big news. I thought that...you might--

Me: My wife and I think that gays are disgusting. (Lenore looks confused.) I'm just kidding.

L: Oh.

Me: I'm joking. It's a joke.

L: Oh. So you are...

Me: Gay? Extremely.

L: (more confusion) ...

Me: I'm kidding, I'm just normal gay. Anyway, thanks for letting me know.

L: Sure thing.

BLACKOUT

Original post March 7, 2008

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