Monday, March 12, 2012
Kettle Me This!
Me: Lenore, don't even come over here with those. I'm not eating any more chips right now. [I'm on a training diet.]
Lenore: (still advancing) Are you sure? They're so good.
Me: No. Please, I don't want any.
Lenore: Com'on. Just have one or two. They're so good.
Me: Fine. (I reach into the bag, take a small handful and begin to eat them.) I love these...but no more, please. You come in with treats all the time.
Lenore: But these are the best. Have you heard of Kettle before, the name of this chip? They're the best.
Me: Yes, I love them.
Lenore: I, I've tried them all and this one is the best. The best!
Me: I love the New York Cheddar ones, too.
Lenore: Oh, I've never seen those.
Me: Or the Sea Salt and Pepper. Those are so great, especially with onion dip.
Lenore: Where are those?
Me: Have you tired the Baked Potato?
Lenore: Baked Potato? A potato chip that tastes like a baked potato? Really?
Lenore: I've never seen it...but I've tried all the rest. I still like these most.
Posted by Rye at 4:31 PM