(Lenore scuttles into my office.)
Lenore: Hey, I wanted to tell you...guess what I saw today?
Me: Uh, I don't know. What?
Me: Okay, um, as it a--
L: It's strange, really, you know, strange to see a city.
Me: A pig!
(Lenore recoils in shock.)
L: What?! How did you know that?
Me: Oh, really? You saw a pig?
L: (disbelief) Wow. I can't believe you guessed that.
Me: Did it have a snout and floppy ears?
L: YES!! You did see it.
Me: No, I'm kidding. I swear. All pigs have snouts and floppy ears.
L: Get outta here. You saw it. You did.
Me: No, really I was guessing.
L: Okay, Mr. Smart Guesser. What is going on today? Just weird.