Monday, April 16, 2012

Guess What Lenore Saw

(Lenore scuttles into my office.)

Lenore: Hey, I wanted to tell you...guess what I saw today?

Me: Uh, I don't know.  What?

L: Guess.

Me: Okay, um, as it a--

L: It's strange, really, you know, strange to see a city.

Me: A pig!

(Lenore recoils in shock.)

L: What?!  How did you know that?

Me:  Oh, really?  You saw a pig?

L: (disbelief) Wow.  I can't believe you guessed that.

Me: Did it have a snout and floppy ears?

L: YES!!  You did see it.

Me: No, I'm kidding.  I swear.  All pigs have snouts and floppy ears.

L: Get outta here.  You saw it.  You did.

Me: No, really I was guessing.

L: Okay, Mr. Smart Guesser.  What is going on today?  Just weird.

BLACKOUT

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